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N03L
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 Posted: Apr Friday, 2008 11:32 pm Post subject: Kong-sang Chan aka Pao Pao |
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 Jackie Chan is making a comeback! I thought he had kamikazed but I was wrong.....dead wrong! He's already done two movies in such a small amount of time: Rush Hour 3 and The Forbidden Kingdom
His next projects are Kung Fu Panda and The Shinjuku Incident.
God have mercy on our souls.
Anyway, here's some shocking crap that I never knew about Jackie Chan.
He underwent plastic surgery in 1976 to re-shape his eyelids  Who would have none?!
Trademark: Likes to give "thumbs up."
THAT SON OF A....
Jackie Chan's Fan Club:
Topped 10,000 members (mostly all girls); One of them commited suicide after she discovered that he was married....... 
Jackie Chan is also a talented singer. He has released numerous albums in Asia. 
His favorite films include Gone with the Wind and The Matrix (why of course  )
LASTLY! He's best friends with Sylvester Stallone....
Just imagine the conversations they would have... 
 
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Kevin
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"'Ey, Jackie... I like that, uh, one-two punch you got on, ya know what I mean? That one-two punch..."
"Tenkyouberrymuch..."
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"There's a passage I got memorized-- Ezekiel 25:17: 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.'
...I been sayin' that shit for years and if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant-- I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass... but I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man... and I'm the righteous man and Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness, or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish... I'd like that... But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
-Jules Winnfield
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Kaitlin
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| Posted: Apr Saturday, 2008 10:20 am Post subject: |
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Bastard.
Jackie Chan is fkkn ugly. |
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Kevin
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N03L
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| Posted: Apr Saturday, 2008 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Kevin wrote: | "'Ey, Jackie... I like that, uh, one-two punch you got on, ya know what I mean? That one-two punch..."
"Tenkyouberrymuch..." |
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franky714
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| Posted: May Monday, 2008 10:16 pm Post subject: |
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what movie is your dad making next kevin?
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franky714
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| Posted: May Sunday, 2008 12:01 pm Post subject: |
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so he is your dad
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franky714
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| Posted: May Monday, 2008 7:25 pm Post subject: |
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ok so dont deny it
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