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Oh my god, Kaitlin knows where you live?!
It's going to be like that movie Fatal Attraction. 
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| Posted: Jun Friday, 2008 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Shut the fuck up. I don't even care about where he lives. It's just useless information, seriously. Maybe someone should give his address to someone who actually LIKES him. |
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| Posted: Jun Friday, 2008 11:20 pm Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris
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*DEEP VOICE GUY THAT SPEAKS IN FILM TRAILERS*
A look that led to a an obsession. A mistake Kevin would regret for the rest of his life
She knows where he lives; She knows when he's awake
This time Kaitlin Blowers won't stop until she gives Kevin what he never wanted One last blow
Kevin: *Kevin pushing Kaitlin's head away* "Enough!"
Kaitlin Blowers is herself
(Different shot) Kaitlin: "Well, what am I supposed to do?! You won't answer my calls, you won't let me give you head. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Kevin!"
This summer Blowers obsession turns deadly
Kevin: "Your so sad and lonely"
Kaitlin: "Don't you ever pity me you smug bastard! God, nowonder nobody likes you!"
Kevin: "I'll pity you because your sicK!"
Kaitlin: "Why? Because I won't allow you to treat me like some slut that you could bang on the tables a couple times and then just throw in the garbage."
Kevin: "I'll kill you if you ever come near me again!"
Fatal Blowjob
Cumming soon "OINK!"
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I should write a script.....and see if anyone would want to make it into a feature length film.
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| Posted: Jun Saturday, 2008 1:35 am Post subject: |
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Well, I'll just change the names slightly.
Instead of Kevin Soberanis it will ne Kevan Saberanus
I'm sure Kaitlin won't mind.
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My movie will be better though.
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How could that be a feature length film?
Well, I'm going to release a movie called Smells Like Chicken.
Hmm, that's actually a catchy title.
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Well, think about it, your character's basically the Anti-Fonz... Instead of fixing jukeboxes, you screw up arcades... Because of you, Henry Wilker begins to literally tap into his old habits, thus inspiring the Ol' Greaser to attempt to fix everything you ruined...
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...I been sayin' that shit for years and if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant-- I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass... but I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man... and I'm the righteous man and Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness, or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish... I'd like that... But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
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thats retarded.....and still can't be a feature length film.
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.....im gonna make a new topic.....
Holy shit, what time is it?
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