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Do you like Yard/Garage Sales?
Fuck no! I don't want other people's useless crap!
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Sort of. Sometimes you can find cool things that are pretty cheap!
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No, Yard/Garage sales are for poor and cheap people.
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Well yeah, that's where I basically buy all my stuff! Screw stores and their taxes!
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I'm a dried up turd with no opinion!
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PostPosted: Aug Saturday, 2008 3:19 pm    Post subject: ˇYard Sales! Reply with quote
Today was a busy day. I woke up at around 5 am. For the first time we were going to have a yard sale (not a garage sale cuz we don't have a garage!) We had a lot of random crap for sale. We we're selling shoes, bags, toys, shitty movies, some crappy ass GC games, radios, cloths, tools, pots, pans, dishes, knives, cameras, lamps, and a shit load of other useless stuff! (Why throw it away when you can sell it!) At first nobody bought crap. I hate my neighbors. They think their all badass because they don't buy used things..The first people who came to our yard sell was an old asian (just guessing) couple. The lady bought a purse for 4 bucks and a blender for 6. A success. However, an hour later they came back because the blender didn't work. "It no wurk!" So, we gave them their money back...bastards. Later on more and more people came and I was shocked at the things they were buying..really shitty crap but who cares! We made almost a hundred bucks on shit we were gonna throw away. Finally, CONT. Next post!
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PostPosted: Aug Saturday, 2008 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Finally, we put all the useless crap that was left over in a large box. Slapped on the word FREE and placed it near the sidewalk. We also put some bags of cloths next to it that were also for free. When we had the stuff on sale nobody bought it but when we put FREE on the box the fuckers were taking everything! Old ladies who walked by saw the free stuff and BAM! They viciously ripped the bags open and stuffed as many things in their purses as they could. One lady was smart enough just to take the whole bag of cloths and then she stuffed that bag with other crap from the box. They were like wild animals!!! Tugging and pulling violently! The box is still out there with a few more things. Yep, today was a busy day. Holy Shit, almost forgot. Some fat ass lady had disgusting ankles! Both of her ankles looked like asses. Literally! It's as if she had one big ass and then two more asses on her ankles! SICK! Mad
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PostPosted: Aug Saturday, 2008 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Haha, nice... Laughing
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PostPosted: Aug Saturday, 2008 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing Yeah, I know....
Wait. Shocked You're not referring to the lady with the ankle asses, right?!
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PostPosted: Aug Sunday, 2008 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Obviously, not...
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PostPosted: Aug Monday, 2008 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Just making sure.....you sick sick bastard.....
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PostPosted: Aug Monday, 2008 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Righty-o, then...
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PostPosted: Aug Monday, 2008 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mhm....I see you're addicted to Battlefield: Bad Company.....
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PostPosted: Aug Tuesday, 2008 11:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
How many times are you going to say that?
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PostPosted: Aug Tuesday, 2008 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
As long as your still addicted I'm gonna keep saying it Mr. Soberanis.....
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PostPosted: Aug Tuesday, 2008 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fine...
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PostPosted: Aug Tuesday, 2008 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Still addicted ol' chap?
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I'm trying to unlock some guns...
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PostPosted: Aug Tuesday, 2008 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Interesting. Not bored at all?
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PostPosted: Aug Tuesday, 2008 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Not really... It depends if my team is good... If they're not, I have to single-handedly do everything, which blows...
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PostPosted: Aug Wednesday, 2008 9:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yes that does BLOW. What if your team was always bad? Would you continue to play?
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PostPosted: Aug Wednesday, 2008 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
No, there are some players that get down... Like, there was this time I was a passenger on a helicopter and the pilot would always drop me off next to the crates... I'd set them off and get back on the helicopter and we'd kill anyone trying to defuse it and move on to other the crates... I got, like, 500 points in that match...
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That's incredible ol' chap! Now that's teamwork! Hey, speaking of teamwork...you should get a headset to talk online.....
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I don't have that kind of money...
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