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Chuck Norris
Joined: 29 Sep 2007
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Location: At the Deaf Convention
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 Posted: Sep Saturday, 2008 11:42 pm Post subject: 1000 Things You Learned the Hard Way |
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Here you can post about things you learned the hard way or just random shit you learned in life!
1. If you want something done right, fucking do it yourself.
2. School counsler's don't give a rat's ass about you.
3. Apparently, screaming "Praise the Lord" is racist.
4. If you wan't to have a smart conversation with Robert, talk to him when there's nobody else around.
5. Hairo can be a lying prick.
6. Super Smash Bros. Melee and anything else with Mario is like crack for my nephew Angel.
7. Don't hit big ass dogs with brooms, it annoys them.
8. Don't run into pointy objects.
9. Avoid big nosed girls named Wendy.
10. Don't convince your friends that there's a killer after them by writing threatening messages...it won't end well.
11. Don't ever let your sister/brother blow pepper in your face so you could sneeze.
12. Mom isn't always right.
13. Before you buy a game read the reviews. Same goes for movies.
14. Don't trip over your gaming consoles cables.
15. Chihuahua's can tear off your flesh.
CONTINUE!
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Kevin
Queen of Jotos
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Location: the closet...i'll come out one day...
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N03L
Chuck Norris
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17. When Hairo takes out his wallet, get the fuck away from him.
18. When you put a cup of noodles in the microwave make sure it has water.
19. When you jokingly say something don't assume everyone else will take it as a joke.
20. Some people like being miserable.
21. When you play video games with my brother and you are beating the crap out of him, make sure to let him win the 5th time around or the controllers won't make it out alive.
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