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franky714 Chuck Norris

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Posted: Oct Thursday, 2007 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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hairspray is such a gay movie anybody that saw it turned instantly gay i didnt watchi it _________________
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Kevin Queen of Jotos

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Posted: Oct Thursday, 2007 6:05 pm Post subject: |
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It wasn't really that bad, it's just that John Travolta's character distracted me a lot... I mean, how's that supposed to look in his resume?
"Grease, Pulp Fiction, Face/Off, Swordfish, Wild Hogs, Hairspray... Good God, the fat chick??!!" _________________ "There's a passage I got memorized-- Ezekiel 25:17: 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.'
...I been sayin' that shit for years and if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant-- I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass... but I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man... and I'm the righteous man and Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness, or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish... I'd like that... But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
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N03L Chuck Norris

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Posted: Oct Thursday, 2007 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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OH MY GOD.
John Travolta dressed like a fat woman was disturbing to watch which is why I didn't watch it. _________________
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franky714 Chuck Norris

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Posted: Oct Friday, 2007 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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his last 2 movies are gay _________________
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franky714 Chuck Norris

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Posted: Oct Friday, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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yeah ill be back i got 2 put my grandmas birds away _________________
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N03L Chuck Norris

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Posted: Oct Friday, 2007 8:36 pm Post subject: |
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Actually I found Wild Hogs to be really funny. _________________
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N03L Chuck Norris

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Posted: Oct Friday, 2007 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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yeah it was kinda strange seeing them together on a road trip and such....I mean Martin Lawrence isn't that old....right?
Tim Allen though....I'm suprised he's not dead...
He's been in so many family comedies...it makes me sick.
It's pretty sad actually.
Well wild hogs was better then the recent movies Lawrence has made.
Such as Big Momma's House 2.
I cant believe I actually sat in the theaters to watch that pile of crap.
It was awful. _________________
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Posted: Oct Friday, 2007 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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yes that was the only highlight.
So sad. _________________
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Posted: Oct Saturday, 2007 12:57 am Post subject: |
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yes kevin...cry yourself to sleep. _________________
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Posted: Oct Saturday, 2007 1:14 am Post subject: |
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OBEY!  _________________
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Posted: Oct Saturday, 2007 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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Kevin......it's here.  _________________
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Posted: Oct Sunday, 2007 3:57 am Post subject: |
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it. _________________
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