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Seriously, I need to go to sleep.
Oh well.
Look! Remember this email!
KEVIN SENT:
Subject: Your Rebate Information
Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2007 20:23:48 -0600 (CST)
Dear KEVIN SOBLETT,
We have received your rebate submission for 11523 -
Belkin F8T013-1 $10
Mail In Rebate at CompUSA and CompUSA.com.
Your rebate tracking number is: 229739645
To check your rebate status just click on
KEVIN SENT:
Sent: Feb 24, 2007 9:39 PM
Subject: RE: Your Rebate Information
Damn you, Noel!! Damn you!!!!
NOEL REPLYED:
what the hell is this?!?!
Oh im back!! TO THEE INTERNET!
KEVIN REPLYED:
You did this, didn't you??!!
NOEL REPLYED:
HA HA HA HA! Kevin Soblett??!!? What did you purchase kevin??? DRUGS?!!?
So you used a fake name....clever.
Huh?
You think i did this.
HA HA please kevin. Im much to busy.
This was done by the mind of a psychopath!
One name comes to mind!
JONATHAN LOMELI!
Go on kevin! CRACK THE CASE!
KEVIN REPLYED:
It was you!! You got pissed off when I told you that I did this to you!!
Trying to avoid it, eh? Good luck. I know it was you, Noel...
NOEL REPLYED:
It was not me you cunt bag!
I didnt give a rats ass damit!
Wait a second. How the hell are you still emailing me?!?!?
I thought your internet or whatever didnt work?!!?
You damn liar!
Maybe it was you kevin!
MAybe your the one who purchased something!
MAybe your trying to make me go insane!
Yes i know what your up to!
NOO NOO! I wont let you! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
maybe it was....*gulp*...............Leon.
KEVIN REPLYED:
SHUT JUST THE HELL UP!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS??!!??!?!
YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE RIGHT BUT I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, WALTER CRONKITE... you aren't...
SHUT UP!!
NOEL REPLYED:
well I must say! have you no manners you barbarian?!?
How dare you insult a person of my class?
I surely must assume that your on drugs.
Perhaps you should recollect yourself and think over what you typed.
Your wild brutality and harsh language will get you know where old chap. And by the way who in the hell is Walter Cronkite?! I know of no such man. Eventhough my disgust for you is unexplainable your stupidity makes me laugh.
My logic is undeniable old friend.
It would be in your best interest that you listen to my advice or you might just end up in an insane asylum.
By the way Mr.Soberanis, I plan on finding out who you so desire.
Im going to find out the hard way or the easy way but i assure you it most probably will be the hard way. No highway option young lad.
You might as well reveal to me your deepest secret because i will find out sooner or later. If you dont spit out the truth then someone else will. I speak the truth Kevin. You have nothing to be ashamed of. Today on March 6,2007 Robert and I discussed this matter. What we dont understand is why you are hiding it as if it was some horrible thing. So we came to the conclusion that you either are lying to us or you have fallen in love with some one that we would possibly make fun of you for it. If you just simply tell me i wont tell anyone. I mean its not as if you like someone that is so low such as Adline....I doubt that but you can rely on me cant you kevin? What am I not trust worthy? If there is no trust then there is nothing. I hope that you have tried to understand where im coming from. Anyways here is who i think you like: Jazmin: I mean cmon. It sometimes seems too obvious.
Elizabeth: Its just a feeling i have
Areli or however you spell her name: Why would you not want me to know? I mean CMON! Now im just guessing from the first person that pops to my head: Jaime: This also would be strange that you wouldnt want to tell me if you do infact like her Am i close? Nope well im tired of quessing. Have a nice day kevin.
KEVIN REPLYED:
You know, this sure as hell does not sound like the Noel Palacios I had in mind. Not at all...Oh, and by the way; Captain Amercia has died today in Captain Amercia #25.
Check the news. I'm confident you'll find Steve Rogers' death somewhere...
NOEL REPLYED:
Kevin dont insult my intelligence!
What do you mean that it didnt sound like me? I have the right to believe that you ol chap have gone clinicly insane however at this point in time you are in the stage called denial. Dont worry though your mind will then revert to what I call BORDER LINE INSANE. At this point in time all your recent memories will vanish and you will begin to have strange illusions horrifying ones actually. Dont worry this stage takes a while to be fully complete but when it is you will be what I call DEAD. Or if your lucky you will be in a coma or in the scientific terms a vegetable. Although your brain cannot be fixed in anyway possible you should possibly make an appointment with your Doctor so he could give you the proper medication and a full ass exam. Kevin I really done care if Captain America died or not. Dont change
the subject. So Kevin have you thought of possibly telling me who your true love
is. Take your time I have all the time in the world but I cant say the same thing for you. Well again i must end this conversation until tomorrow or whenever you wish
to proceed. Have a nice day Mr.Soberanis and until next time.
KEVIN REPLYED:
Like I said... This doesn't sound like you at all... I am not insane. You, on the other hand, are! Your strange fixation with the girl that I like is none of your concern! Hey!! He's my favorite character, you ass!! When will you learn? I cannot and will not ever tell you! No matter how much you plead, the answer shall never become part of your knowledge
NOEL REPLYED:
Is that so? We will definetly see about that Mr.Soberanis.
Have you tried following my instructions? If you dont it will only lead to your demise or an early death. Im sorry Mr.Soberanis but I must say that you are with out a doubt in the Stage of DENIAL. You cannot deny it ol chap nor can you fight it.
It will soon consume you and take control of your weak mind. This all seems
far fetched but I assure you that you will indeed go INSANE. Let me help you fully understand the seriousness of this mental desease your body contains.
1. As you now relize you my friend are in Denial. You will start to believe strongly that someone is out to get you. Soon your perinoid thoughts will take over and radically change your behavior. You will no longer care about bathing and hygene will be a thing of the past for you Mr.Soberanis. Your febel mind wont ever be the same and the laws of this country wont aply to you any longer. However dont worry the worst for you is yet to come old friend.
2. At this point in time you will no longer be able to comprehend whats fantasy from what is reality. You will be trapped in your own minature Utopia. No longer will your mind function properly as before. Then again that wont be a giant change for you seeing as your mental capacity is so limited. Your brain will only accept the things you truly want to accept. Your closest family members will be nothing but forgotten memories in a dark tunnel which will be your mind.
3. Now comes the truly horrifying stage. All the things you have ever seen in movies or events that have occured in your lifetime will be transformed into terrifying nightmares. You will no longer be able to sleep but even if you could i doubt you would want to. Nothing will appear the same to you.This will be the stage where you will finally go off the edge. You will bleed from from every opening in your body. Yes even your anus. It will be the painfullest experience you will ever go through. Worse then that other time. Lets not say more about that. Anyways, after those moments of terror your brain will finally stop functioning all together. You will be known as one of those patients. The ones who didnt make it. You my friend will be brain dead. However thats the good ending. If you dont become brain dead you will turn into a psychotic killer murdering many people. Although there is a great possibility that you will most definitely die. The good news is that theres a 3 percent chance that you may survive but youll bleed from your ass for the rest of your life Mr. Soberanis. Dont say I didnt warn you. I suggest you go to your doctor as soon as possible. Its already begun. I would list the symptoms but that would just take to long. HOWEVER! There is one way for you to survive and live a normal life. If you reveal the secrets that you have been hiding for a time now perticularly about a certain girl you are in love with then this awful desease will vanish forever. Make your choice Mr. Soberanis.
I have spoken the truth but it is not me who will choice your fate it can only be you.
Only you old friend. As always i will continue this email whenever you feel like resuming this intelligant conversation. This email is quite shocking in my eyes for the fact that Im making it seem as if im some kind of genius.
I do not feel like dumbing myself down anytime soon except at school of course.Have a wonderful day Kevin Soberanis. Ill see you real soon.
OH CRAP....
*FALLS ASLEEP*
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not so long ago actually.
It started on Feb 24, 2007.
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dam thats longer than all my essays put together
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Every time I read over that shit I laugh.......good times.....
All your essays put together Frank!?
How in the hell is that possible!!?!?
Wait....never mind....
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yeah mine are short but good
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no its not bulshit its truth wudafuxup
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kevins eyes are like that
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*Tee-hee*
Kevin does seem japanese, I mean what with the eyes, his Jackie Chan-resembling father, and taking off your shoes to enter the house...  |
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Yeah...  sure Kevin...
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