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Do you know what time it is ol chap!
It's 15 minutes before 4 am!
You have caused me to loose hours of sleep!
I damn you to hell!
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| Posted: Dec Friday, 2007 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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Whoa, whoa, whoa  ! I can understand Noel being called an @$$h0l3  , but why me  ? I was just saying that Frank should get ridda dat cat  . Why Kevin, Why?!  |
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| Posted: Dec Friday, 2007 6:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Avenger wrote: | | Whoa, whoa, whoa ! I can understand Noel being called an @$$h0l3 , but why me ? I was just saying that Frank should get ridda dat cat . Why Kevin, Why?! |
ME?!! An asshole!?!?! That's absurd!
I am innocent... 
You guys on the other hand are bastards! UNIMAGINABLE BASTARDS!
This leads me to the word of the day! 
Bastards
Usually known as children born before the parents are married; Sometimes used to name the many sperm cells after a good fuck; The people that kill Kenny, which includes his friends, death, god (please remember this is South Park), and even himself; anyone who acts far beyond the range of a regular jackass, asshole, or overall ass who gets on your nerves alot, and I do mean ALOT! 
EXAMPLES:
-Those Bastards in online games keep stealing all my stuff.
-GET THOSE BASTARDS!!!
-Damn, the bed is covered in bastards.
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Chuck Norris
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| Posted: Dec Friday, 2007 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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How dare you write such lies!
By god I am not an asshole!
Well, let's just see what the word asshole actually means!
1st Definition of an asshole:
Anyone who doesn't do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it.
EXAMPLE:
That asshole took my parking space.
2nd Definition of an ASSHOLE:
An obnoxious, arrogant, self-centered male who women can't seem to get enough of.
EXAMPLE:
Larry thought his relationship with Lucy was great until she dumped him for an asshole.
3rd Definition of an ASSHOLE:
The worst kind of person. You cannot fully construct a meaning that fully encompasses what this vicious insult means. If you're an asshole, you are disgusting, loathsome, vile, distasteful, wrathful, belligerent, agoraphobic, and more. Assholes are human fecal matter. They are the lowest of the low. They transcend all forms of immorality. It is the very worst of insults; to be called an asshole is to have your very soul ripped apart and shat on. I say that the word "asshole" is the worst cussword of the english language, worst than fuck, shit, and cunt combined.
EXAMPLE:
Robert is a real asshole!
4th Definition of an ASSHOLE (the most obvious one):
Your butt hole. Where your shit comes out!
EXAMPLE:
"I just wiped my asshole with toilet paper!" 
As you can see, I am definitely not an asshole.
You, Kevin, on the other hand are a full blown asshole!
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Well, go gobble on a cock!
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them be fightin words
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*Ahem*
| Quote: | | Assholes are human fecal matter. |
Actually Noel, a-holes are where the human fecal matter comes from, they are not actually feces. Your definition is wrong, hence you lose. 
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| That last comment by Frank was completely unnecessary... |
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Well, who the hell cares?!
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