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Kevin · Posted: Dec Friday, 2007 11:23 pm Post subject: May they rest in peace...

"Jagshemash! My name a Borat!"
A Kazakhstani journalist was one of three characters created by Sarah Baron Cohen, creatively called Borat Sagdiyev. Another being Ali G, Cohen's first creation. Recently, Cohen has announced that he is retiring both Borat and Ali G. They were both at their highpoint with the success of Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan and Ali G In Da House, respectively. Comedy has lost two of the most highly regarded entertainers as of now... Sad

"Nawww-ice..." Crying or Very sad

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"There's a passage I got memorized-- Ezekiel 25:17: 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.'
...I been sayin' that shit for years and if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant-- I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass... but I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man... and I'm the righteous man and Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness, or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish... I'd like that... But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
-Jules Winnfield

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N03L · Posted: Dec Saturday, 2007 1:46 am Post subject:

I thought someone had died!
umm.......WHO CARES?
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Kevin · Posted: Dec Saturday, 2007 1:06 pm Post subject:

Who cares? Those two will always be funnier than your stupid ass, Noel. Even if they had a shortlived career, you'll never amount to them.
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"There's a passage I got memorized-- Ezekiel 25:17: 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.'
...I been sayin' that shit for years and if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant-- I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass... but I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man... and I'm the righteous man and Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness, or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish... I'd like that... But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
-Jules Winnfield

N03L · Posted: Dec Saturday, 2007 8:54 pm Post subject:

I never said that I was funnier or that I will be funnier then them someday!
Besides, I do not plan on being a comedian of any sorts! No thank you!
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